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Introducing
The Iron Samurai, a lava red Japanese inspired LED watch from
an alternative future which gives its wearer cool omnipotence by
rewriting the rules of how temporal data (time) should be displayed.
You mean this watch really tells the time? Yes. Even
though
The Iron Samurai embodies Tokugawan style and Shogunate design with its
blood red numerals encased in stark samurai sword steel like the final
battle between all the forces of good and evil in the multiverse, this
Japanese LED watch does in fact tell the time and does so really
efficiently too!
Tap the top button on the right side of the timepiece and watch the
screen light up like surfacing lava. Tap the bottom button to make the
numbers blink and hence adjust them. In Time mode, the top row
represents hour information, while the bottom row represents minutes
information. In date mode, top and bottom represent month and day.
In fact, when you start wearing this watch you may find yourself
spending all your time challenging strangers to duels. You will
probably live by the Bushido code of Rectitude, Courage, Benevolence,
Respect, Honesty, Honour, and Loyalty. You'll start reading kanji and
reciting Haiku by Basho such as "even a horse / arrests my eyes—on this
/ snowy morrow." Yes, The Iron Samurai has been known to increase its
wearers' strength, dexterity, constitution, intelligence, wisdom, and
charisma by as much as 20 points each! Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal
are said to be
Iron Samurai owners, as is David Bowie and Brian Eno. In
reality, this watch is perfect for Presidential dinner crashers,
Facebook celebs with over 1000 fans, Youtube directors with over
2,000,000 views, anyone who can play the entirety of Neil Zaza's I'm
Alright on electric guitar, iPhone 3Gs owners, or anybody who is a
somebody.
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